So I just received the following message from teh interwebs:
From: Jennifer Holmstrum
To: Matt
Subject: I am worried about you MattHi Matt,
Please listen to me on this.
You can either continue on the path that you
are on right now?Or you can make a positive change that will
reward you for years to come.Matt, I am talking about your career.
Go here right now and see how easy
it is to become a professional.[SPAM LINK]
Jennifer,
PS This might not be the first time you have
thought of doing this, but it could be the first
time that it was actually possible. ;-)
Sheesh. “See how easy it is to become a professional?” Thanks, The Internet. What are you trying to say? Is it because I is always twittering during work hours?