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Media Shoddy Journalism

Gems From Today’s The Age

Clearly The Age have given up on proof reading altogether…

Gangland daughter Katie Peirce found dead“:

Mr Ser, an outreach worker with the Father Bob Maguire Foundation, told The Age in the statement that rumours of the overdose “are yet to be made official”.

He said the family were dismayed at the rumours “as it is totally out of character for her to have died from an alleged overdose”.

Er. Yeah. I’m pretty sure she’s never died from an overdose before…

Flying off the handle: a day with the Dalai Lama, a night with Jetstar“:

“I’d just spent three days with the Dalai Lama and just looked at him really dismissively and said ‘f— off’ and we kept going,” she said.

That’s not a very nice way to treat the Dalai Lama, now, is it?

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Spam

Lost Email

One of the downsides to having got in on Gmail early enough to get my real name as my username is that as time goes by I seem to be collecting more and more messages intended for other Matt Armstrongs who weren’t so lucky.

It’s not spam, as such, but real messages from real people that have just wound up in the wrong inbox by mistake. One of my old work colleagues used to have a moderately amusing blog documenting the fun he had replying to the ones he used to get, but I usually just delete them and move on.

Still, it’s interesting to gain a small insight into what these other mysterious Matt Armstrongs around the world are up to. I’ve been cc’d on messages from their family members, sent circulars from the Central Indiana Christian Songwriters Association, and even been thanked by one of their mums for the birthday present… And earlier this year I found out that there is another Matt Armstrong somewhere along the Great Ocean Road who co-chairs a conservation group called Otway Ranges Climate Action. It is indeed a small world.

This, though, is the weirdest one yet:

From: [Some Random Person From San Diego]
Subject: misc

Hey, I was thinking if you do call Caroline/Crestmont, don’t ask her for laundry reimbursement info, just tell her we’ll take it off next months rent. I don’t want to give her more time to avoid and proscratinate.

Also, about the loan you’re going to try to get…maybe you should call your parents first (?) and make sure it’s okay, then investigate or ask them if they know of good loan companies. I think this all needs to happen ASAP or we’re screwed and I’ll have to get a job.

How’s fatso doing? I miss her already.

So. Many. Unanswered. Questions…

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Australia Trains

Plus Ca Change…

I’ve never quite understood the logic behind rail privatisation.

Privatisation in general I semi get. You take some service that was previously provided by a single organisation–the state–and sell it off, thus generating a nice cash windfall for the government and in a handy bi-product you open that service up to competition, which should theoretically mean that the customers get a better service.

That’s great if it means I don’t have to take my phone service from Telstra or BT, and I can shop around for a great deal on my gas and electricity, but unfortunately private companies are driven by the need to make money, not provide a good service to their customers. If there’s no competition to force them to provide a decent service, then they’ll pursue profit over all else, every time.

And so it is with the railways: apart from some pathetically minimal service obligations that will have been written into the contract, there’s really nothing to encourage a train operating company to do anything other than the bare minimum they need to keep their franchise. It’s not as if passengers can choose to use a competing train company to get where they need to be, after all.

Here in Melbourne we’ve just swapped the widely loathed Connex, who’ve been running the trains for the last 10 years, for Hong Kong’s MTR.

We have the same drivers, the same station staff, the same track and the same ageing rolling stock, but it costs $25 Million to repaint all the trains and give the station staff natty new uniforms. Sure, the government has a new scapegoat to blame when things go wrong, but I can’t see the value in that for me as a customer.

When things go wrong, we even have the same person to tell us about it (well, I’m guessing that Metro spokeswoman Lanie Harris is some relation of Connex spokeswoman Lanie Harris).

Last night I got to spend a fun 45 minutes to an hour hanging around at the station staring at a non moving train as I attempted to get home.

The great new system appears to be that we still have the same delays, but there is now an announcement every five minutes telling you that there is a delay. And that no one knows when the delay will be resolved. About five different people will compete to make these announcements, sometimes giving conflicting information.

The other innovation is a small army of uniformed customer service chaps patrolling the platforms, but I wasn’t sure what the point of them was, as they didn’t appear to have any information–every time a customer asked something they would just read the answer off the screen on the platform, or repeat whatever the most recent announcement had said. I for one am glad we’re paying for them to be there to provide that useful service.