So there I am sorting out my surprisingly successful fantasy football team for the weekend’s fixtures when I spotted that I’d ended up with this: I think it’s only right to keep this formation for the next couple of weeks (but I’ll be sure to take it down before 6th January, of course…) In other ...

Ok, so picking up on typos and grammatical errors in shabby freesheet thelondonpaper is a bit like shooting free fish in a very large barrel, but I thought this one was just a bit too amusing not to pass on: Prince William and younger brother Prince Harry lapped up a night of racy sextease last ...