Month: December 2007

So there I am sorting out my surprisingly successful fantasy football team for the weekend’s fixtures when I spotted that I’d ended up with this:

I think it’s only right to keep this formation for the next couple of weeks (but I’ll be sure to take it down before 6th January, of course…)

In other news, thank you very much Network Rail, for deciding at the last minute that you’ll be doing engineering work on New Year’s Eve. I am so looking forward to squeezing onto a replacement bus with all the other Christmas-present-laden travellers returning to London. Merry Christmas to you too.

Ok, so picking up on typos and grammatical errors in shabby freesheet thelondonpaper is a bit like shooting free fish in a very large barrel, but I thought this one was just a bit too amusing not to pass on:

Prince William and younger brother Prince Harry lapped up a night of racy sextease last night after dropping into a little-known venue in Shepherd’s Bush for a two hour session of risqué burlesque dancing.

They watched scantily-clad acts from Smirnoff’s Medium Rare show, including The Wau Wau Sisters. They swung from trapezes with the words “F***” and “Yeah” written across their knickers and sensually rubbed each other.

Well, that’s certainly a different side to William and Harry. But what colour knickers were the Princes wearing? I think we should be told…