We lost Internet access at work for the whole of this morning, so the only way I’ve been able to make it through the hours of mind-numbing tedium is by listening to Bill Hicks and Eddie Izzard on my MP3 player while I pretend to write pathetically dull documents about software. Now that we have our connection back, though, I can happily report that I now appear to be receiving a better class of Spam. Consider the following delightfully surreal missive: What does it mean? What are they selling? What do they want from me? Answers on a postcard, kids.
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To: “Kelly [xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com]”
Subject: paper napkin 0762 looking glasses
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