Let’s Do The Show Right Here!

If I had to consign a form of creative expression to my own personal Room 101, there’s little doubt in my mind that the first of the performing arts to go would have to be the utterly contrived and predicatable world of the musical. Unfortunately, with my parents visiting me this weekend on a rare trip to London (and having expressed a desire to “see a show”), I will tonight be taking them and Sally…

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The Joy Of Spam

Dear Mr Spam Scammer, Look, I mean, if you’re going to try to and spam scam phish the account details of a bank account I don’t even have, could you at least try and spell simple words like “veerification”, “memmbers”, and “leter” correctly? Honestly, some people just aren’t even trying, are they? Kind Regards, M Armstrong —– Original Message —– From: Citicard To: Matthewjarmstrong Subject: Citi EMAIL Veerification – matthewjarmstrong@hotmail.com DEAR Citibank_ Users, This_ leter…

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